The Sack Spiral Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Burrow's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.