The Pick-Six Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Every deep ball Burrow throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.