The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.