The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.