The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.