The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.