The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.