The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.