The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.