The Garbage-Time Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.