The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.