The Committee Backfield Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.