The Snap Count Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.