The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.