The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.