The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.