The Late Scratch Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.