The Hamstring Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.