The Hamstring Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.