The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.