The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.