The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.