The Snap Count Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.