The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.