The Hamstring Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.