The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.