The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.