The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.