The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.