The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.