The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.