The Hamstring Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.