The Fumble Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.