The Fumble Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Taylor gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.