The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.