The Garbage-Time Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Taylor gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
80%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Taylor, Taylor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.