The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.