The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.