The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.