The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.
90%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.