The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Taylor gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
84%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.