The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.