The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
74%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.