The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Taylor gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
83%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.