The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Taylor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.