The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Taylor gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.