The Garbage-Time Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Taylor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.