The Late Scratch Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Taylor loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
86%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.