The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Taylor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.