The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Taylor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.